Dear Kellen,

I am creating this post to show some love for my sister Kellen. There is a wonderful tv show called Metalocalypse, on adult swim, that I somehow failed to mention to  you, my dear sister. Although I am well aware that  you are a huge fan of metal...butt-metal especially, I forgot (for a year) to tell you about this. I have failed you. My sincerest apologies. Therefore, I come bearing gifts/ offerings to prove that this was an honest mistake. I love you. I hope you will forgive me for my neglect to bring this to your attention sooner. Now, let the life-changing experience begin...

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