fruit chews

Let me preface this post by saying that just today I got my box order of Hi-Chew. This more-amazing-than-Starburst candy is quite hard to find here in landlocked CO- I had a local Japanese rest get some for me. And so, while Im sucking down on mango-flavored-glucose globs, here are some of my random photos.





















-Everyone go get Dan Deacon's "Bromst." Your ears will thank you.

OH Haiiiiii

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Hunny Bunny

My shrine to Vincent Gallo. Beautiful Freak.

FAIL

OMG. I thought this was a joke. I'm not a fan of U2 or moreso, Bono. What's with the guyliner bono? stop trying to be jared leto, you're 60.

ITS FOR THE STAAAAAARVIN CHILDREN!!!!

FAIL

Dear Robert Pattison....

you sir, are a dream. A DREAM. I know Jess will enjoy this post, as well as myself....I should probably put my pants back on...as I am in public....ughhh despite the tweeniness of "twilight" I have found the book pretty enjoyable, I'll have to check out the movie. Please enjoy these photos I stole from Robert's GQ spread....spread...haha

Thanks Mom!

So I have the coolest mom in the world, she sends me random boxes every now and then, usually holidays ad such. (I still think it's weird if families don't send eachother at least cards for xmas,halloween,easter etc..) My mom does that and more. She sent me my child ID card in a box filled with high-waisted thong underwear, a trial ky jelly,easter candy, dvd's my dad probably burned illegally, and a collection of old "womans world" magazines, which I love to read because not only do they have comics and spiritual stories, but great recipes and makeup and hair advice!..god bless them. So anyways, attached is a photo of my child ID card when I was 5. I laughed so hard when I first saw it. I look like a little, white, five year old pimp. Check out my cosby sweater! But then, it just made me sad that I'm all growed up now...sigh...Also included in the box were my entire medical history records from when i was born to age 18. Apparently when I was 3 years old i had a 104 fever and a mysterious rash on my hands and face that almost caused my demise...I had no idea....Also I have a medical report from 4/05/1981 stating that I'm five years old...however by that date, I wasn't born until 25 days later. ohhhh naval hospitals, seriously the worst. anywho, take that, nostalgia!

Why...

why when i work my lovely quaint retail job must people always ignore me when i greet them?

why must they allow their little shit head children to rub their grubby dirty little fingers all over the glass in my store? and let them spill their little candies (which are giving them sugar they obviously DONT need) all over my store, which im still finding everyday?

and

WHY....WHY....

did someone find its necessary to crop dust my entire store and then peace the eff out!?!! and leave that amazing stench to waft throughout my little store while i try to peaceful finish my work shift!

dear people who shop at malls/stores that either i or my dearest friends and TAWS members work at,

STOP BEING SUCH FUCK TARDS!

thanks much toooodless!!!

sincerely,

mini

harder harder harder

So this has been up on the interweb for a hot minute, but I really think it's awesome.
Najle.com has designed a web interface that works with your keyboard to play all the vocal bits from our favorite robot's Daft Punk and their song 'Harder Better Faster Stronger.'
Its real simple and looks great. Check it out here.

Not too sure what this Matias Najle cat does, but his website makes plays pretty music while making pretty colors and thats pretty much all it does.

De La Barracuda

Art Show at De La Barracuda...figured it would be fun and interesting to walk down with a few friends and RAGE...maybe not rage but at least cause trouble on melrose

street corner party

F U bejeweled master

Neckface

Creepers...(they can be found wearing affliction or have any affiliation with hoobastank)

DE LA BARRACUDA ART

END OF DE LA BARRACUDA ART

Shawn Kemp Breakfast

Faces of Death...except for Katie

Hi camera...im alana

Can I get size S please?

This is after i pointed out the dude wearing a purple sports coat with giant shoulder pads and short shorts wearing sunglasses with no lens...revolution...your team alana

Sideshow Ned Casual/Merci Maggi/Oblivious texter Scott

YAY

Erinonda

Love these peoples

Dear boy,

I am not who you think...i am not related to you...im asian...i ask for size S when i shop for clothing 

HAHAHAH

Carlos

Lilly was secretly trying to score a photo of  Jared Leto...we actually ended up getting a flat tire and he came to our rescue and asked if we knew who he was...zac effron?