Set you up for failure

Bowlin

Happy Birthday Keri Coughlin...we missed you...literally...we all showed up for you and you were not there. Instead we find 2 slooter hipster girls bowling in leggings, each wearing some type of head dress? and...actually i dont really care...moving on. TAWS!

In honor of your birth keri...we bowled and somewhat got shithoused...(cough cough anglewood). I hope you had a fun night...high five it. Alright...down to business...in attendance...kj, l-tron, alanda, myself, big burr, maddie! l-money and company, anglewood, jr aka #23, adrian 3000, tk all day, and whitey. First game...KJ dominated...sadly it wasnt even close...call it COMEBACK? she said no...i called a comeback...big burr called it...did not happen...KJ won in stride. The next 3 games...in all honesty, I have no clue but...uhmm well lets just say I won by default, who knows?...But at somepoint during all of this, tk managed to get an unlimited supply of alcohol...and some hair-a-sauras rex next to us asked if we had rolling papers? She smelled like pinecones. 

And she commented on my shirt..."Nice shirt" I smiled and walked away...and thought to myself...is she really eating a grapefruit right now? Oh well...basically if I were to sum the night up in a few words...hmmm...4 games, long island iced teas, beers, pizza, dancing, mcdonalds iced coffee (raul aka the real spanish harlem, would you like ketchup with that? pretend to drop your change, for here or to go? i love you, jump out of the drive thru window and bowl with us.......) yeah hes just that kind of dude. TAWS! All in all fun night...round 2 should happen soon...i leave you with...well these are for you keri...these photos from your bday. enjoy.

ps...sex and the city back here

The Art Of Ruining!

Jesus Jeans

So I am currently knee-deep in a fascination for advertising. I am reading two amazing books, "20 Ads That Shook the World," by James Twitchill and "Adland," by Mark Tungate. Both fantastic in their own right, they chronicle the history of global advertising and how it grew into the mega-force that it is today. According to Twitchell, and Tungate, here are some of the ads that "shook the world."

Jesus Jeans- (Firm- MCT, Copywriter- Emanuele Pirella- 1974)


VW- Think Small (Firm DDB- 1959) Ranked as the all-time top campaign by Ad Age


Benetton- (Shot by the lengendary Oliviero Toscani- 1989)


NIke-(Firm W&K- One of the first ever NIke/Jordan ads- 1985)

Schmegma

I read an article on this guy Dov who runs American Apparel. He's gross. Pretty gross stories about him. I think he still has some sexual harrassment lawsuits pending, not to mention a creeper 'stache.


Apparently Kellen is an irish guys name. This one happens to be gay and into Stephen Tyler. STEPHEN TYLER?!?!?!?! Jesuschristo!!! I was sent this by a guy that watches mtv's, "NEXT" religiously. This guy got nexted after one minute, and made a whole dollar. It was probably the salmon-colored shirt, dude.


Oh American Apparel, this is sex position number 48, please replace dog with hot man in spandex. I love when 27 year old chicks look 12, and it looks like the general public does too.

Missed Connection

Dear Unknown Gentleman,
You came into the shoppe this afternoon, I really enjoyed you as a male and as a whole, beautiful being. You came in, great smile on your face to greet me hello in your australian accent. After discovering you're from abroad you turned away from me just for a second and I caught a whiff of whatever amazing and subtle scent you were wearing. You're not like one of those douche bags that slathers on cologne. No, you're different. Subtly done, catching my every sense. I studied you when you weren't looking. You must be about 6'5". Mama likes 'em tall. Your style, also subtle, caught my eye in it's simplicity and ability to penetrate my very eyeballs. However it was not plain in any sense. You're not a shouter from the rooftops, you get what you need via subtly, you're a subtle gem that doesn't care to mix with ego. I like people that I can't put my finger on. And you sir, were it for today. Some sort of mystery, and so friendly. So friendly that I wanted to hug you and tell you that I missed you. I'm not sad that I will never know you, In fact I don't care if I ever see you again. Just knowing that you are out there, and you exist is enough for me. Thank the lord for men like you. I don't have a date for Valentines Day. Jus sayin. Email me if you like shrimp.

Love
Kellen

FAILBLOG.ORG...

...is my all time hero. I want to work for them so that I can find amazing pictures of things that display the most ultimate stupidity EVER! Below are a few gems I stumbled upon today while Kellen and I were surfing the web. (yes, I did indeed just say "surfing the web", deal with it)

1. Amazing. Cats are the greatest thing on the planet. They are not included in the "stupidity" category. This kind of reminds me of my cat Charlie.
2. Bummer.com is all I have to say about this. This is why these people get paid the big bucks..because after this happens to your face enough times, this guy is going to have to pay some nice gal...or guy, to sleep with him, let alone marry him. Shitty.
3. Another adorable cat. This warms my heart...and kind of makes me want to pee my pants a little bit at the same time. 
4. Who let this happen? I mean seriously, who let this poor news gentleman go on the air with a suspect sketch of a man who looks exactly like him, right next to his face? He should probably just quit his job and buy a cargo van. 
5. There are no words necessary to explain this. Oh wait...I just thought of one: "Idiot"
6. Sucks for that dude. Keep it in your pants, loser!
7. The look on his face is priceless...I want to be friends with his parents, just because they totally set him up for that, and then proceeded to take a picture of it and post it on failblog.

7. Douchebag: "This is totally going to be my new myspace default. Im going to the bar later to do some fuckin' Jager bombs....fuckin' skanks." 

...Sometime later while Douchebag is admiring his myspace profile (song is clearly "I wear my sunglasses at night"): "Dammit dad, you always ruin my badass pictures with your old man balls!!" 

Bahahahahahahaha!!! Dumbass.

8. This is just for flava'... I simply could not resist the opportunity to post these very similar action photos. (Love you long time Leroy! At least your balls aren't showing)

Best Collabs Ever?

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nelly drives a car with hydraulics
tim drives a truck

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At exactly 1:12...eargasm

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