Thug encounters

1) As I headed out and closed the door to my apartment, I see a figure in my peripheral quickly disappear behind a wall. This figure sees that I saw him and slyly reveals himself from behind the wall realizing that I did in fact see him. At this point i'm a bit scared and wonder why he tried to hide from me.... i'm also kind of scared because he looked something like this: 

And If i'm not careful...... I know that this could very well lead to this (note the rage in his eyes):

I slowed down and allowed him to pass since I didn't want this creeper following me.  He asked me a question "Yo man, do you know where "blah blah" lives?"(he kind of had a worried/uncomfortable face expression). I think to myself... I do not know who "blah blah" is but I'm guessing it's this really nice thuggish guy, whom I occasionally greet upon encounters, who happens to drive the nice 7 series. This guy lives in the same apartment complex as me. But I am not sure of this so I tell him no... and let him pass.

Being the observational person I am,  I notice 2 things as he passes by. 

1)He is walking in an awkward fashion with his legs spread widely apart. 

2) I also notice that he smells really bad.... Bad like doo doo.

 This caused me to conclude one of two things about why he walks the way he does.

 1) He purposely walks like that to accommodate his thuggish appearance

OR

2) He doo-doo'ed his pants and walks that way to prevent the doo doo from seeping through the pant-legs. 

In conclusion... I'm going to assume that this figure was trying to find his buddy's (thuggish 7 series guy who lives in my apartment complex) apartment to use his bathroom. Unfortunately, he just could not hold it long enough.  The tension in his rectum was released into his pants, which in turn, caused him to walk in an awkward fashion and smell terribly bad. This explains why he tried to shamefully hide from me, hoping that I wouldn't suspect that he pooped his pants.

Sometimes in life you are uncertain.... 

but sometimes it helps to guess to the best of your capabilities. 

That's how you learn to think and exercise your imagination.

<3

Eugene