A close friend of mine...(by the heavens above me i shall not reveal her name...ill wait till she sees this) love her to death...gave me a beautiful authentic near deadstock..."ROFFE" jacket...and I thank you for this. I found the jacket while rummaging through some boxes and decided to put it on because its freezing in this town. I was amazed. The comfort level is through the roof! I zipped up that baby and fell asleep.
Half hour later, I found myself in awe and confusion. Thinking I had slept on my cell phone...I reached into the jacket and realized that I did not put my phone into the secret inside pocket. I unzipped it and reached in (thats what she said) and...
oh yeah...just what you expected...
From left to right:
1. durex condom
2. durex condom
3. AM PM matches (open 24 hours)
4. ROLLIT rolling papers
5. Ninja
-note to whom this may concern...i am holding these items at ransom...act fast...or you will never see these again
ps...here are more pictures
and for the record everyone, its not my jacket! but i know who's it is.....
ReplyDeleteahahaha hilarious!
ReplyDelete1. I love you Lenny
ReplyDelete2. I have just become my own personal hero