Thinking is Special

I find it amazing that I can act out a sequence of actions and know that no one in the whole world is doing the same thing at the same time.
For instance, I can start by saying the word porridge, then flare out my nostrils, flex my ass cheeks twice(one time with force, another time with ease), and finally lick the wall. I think it would be safe to say that no one in the whole world acted out the same actions in chronological order, at the same exact time that I acted out the actions. That makes me special.

I miss these times.........check out my short hair.