Attn. OHHH MELROSE PART DOS

Adding onto KJ's post about Melrose and the krap people are wearing...i still dont get it...mind bottling?



Crystal Audigier...Christian Audigiers daughter...16 years old...started her own line called Crystal Rock...ofcourse with the help of the bedazzle master...she is going to help come out with more krap with gems/rhinestones/and oh lets say rocks on them...Ive never seen a clothing company find more use of the words...FAITH...POWER...GLORY...ENTICE...oh and cant forget LOVE...why cant the shirts say..."SHIT LIPS"...or "EAT ASSHOLE"...maybe "PIRATE TITTY MONGER"...i hate bedazzled uggs...do you really want to wear 20 pound boots? you live in LA! there is no fucking snow for miles

oh well...keep taking money from people...hats off to you

Here is the info on this lovely ray of joy and the bedazzle master:

Once again the Godfather of Rock & Roll Fashion redefines high-end casual wear as Christian Audigier presents his new line CRYSTAL ROCK. The latest innovative brand from the creator of Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, and SMET celebrates women of all ethnicities, cultures, and walks of life. Inspired by his daughter Crystal Rock Audigier, this limited edition brand is a representation of women's empowerment and authenticity. Designed as a reflection of Hollywood individualism, the bold and colorful designs embrace the spirit of youthfulness, while creating a niche for edgy wearable art. Every shirt is manufactured on 100% organic fabric; an exclusive piece of original artwork, as only 1,000 will be reproduced and numbered in each style.

The distinctive nature of the design strives to capture a specific mood with its' intricate, yet understated detail. Christian has incorporated his signature style with the use of rhinestones, flocking and foil integrated with a female character as individuality. The message behind the creation is simple; all women are beautiful regardless of race, creed, or color. CRYSTAL ROCK is already in high demand with celebrities and retailers alike. With it's comfort, style, and conceptional significance CRYSTAL ROCK is sure to be the most sought after collectable among strong, confident women everywhere.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH...this makes me want to punch vaginas