So we show up to dodgeball...and I immediately see this short chubby looking fellow. I stop and think to myself...hmmm is that Ron Jeremy?...at dodgeball? So thats how he has all that energy to be a pornstar...dodgeball. But..my asian eyes fooled me once again...it was HAR MAR SUPERSTAR! Same dude who sprinkled his body hair on the crowd at neighborhood festival...same dude who got a wedgie from keldo at neighborhood festival...Same dude tuna called me a creeper because i pulled his back hair at neighborhood festival...HAR MAR RULES
T.A.W.S. was formed in 2007 due to a psychotic whore who sounds like a cat crying while performing intercourse. Thank you cat crying whore for making this possible.
OHHHH MY GOD. Possibly the best post this year. I am crying.
ReplyDeletetahahaha YES!
ReplyDeleteI'm in. He's got love for the Paul Frank underwear haha
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