Art Show

So i got people together for a night of debauchery and other stuff...

homeless dude



I have to find a picture of KJ's art...but this will do




L-TRON



ALOTTA



KAT



Alice Cooper - Poison



Coolio - Gangstas Paradise



Geto Boys - Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta



Alice Cooper - Bed of Nails



Mary J - Family Affair





Thank you all for coming...this will be the first of many...I also owe my thanks to two beautiful ladies...Anela and Casey

road trippin is fun!

The following is a direct quote from a Team TAWS member (his name starts with an L), whilst we were  costume shopping at various thrift stores in orange county this weekend:

L:

"I once made a mixtape for a girl that had nothing on it but the cranberries and sixpence none the richer...."

K: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

I felt it was an appropriate response. I love road tripping because you get to sit around and listen to your friends stories and good music. This was a good one.

Dress Right

Finally! This was suppose to be my halloween costume...GOD bless your soul tracy morgan...and that baby maker blasting out of your outfit?



but instead...spending the day with kellen was epic...not only did she find something for herself...she spotted this number...



well only the top that is...sorry kellen...the pants sucked...they had toilet store written all over them...fun day as always

Triflin' Part 2

Really Lennard....Really?

Deal with that!

Tranny-licious

Bored on Sunday?

Go to 715 N. San Vicente Blvd at 4pm

Pull up a chair and go watch some trannies run from one end of the street...to the other end



and then....beauty pageant



shit...who knows...you might see a friend? or brother?...maybe run into this...



GET SOME?

Word

I was asked about my favorite word by the stoop crew and by the infamous Clark from Clark Orr Design and Co. (This dude walked into kinkos and owned it)

The Word:

Triflin'

Triflin' means:

Possibly the most overused and least understood word in the urban lexicon. Literally means lazy or prodigal (wasting cash mo-nay). Frequently used to mean anything from "cheatin" to "busy bodied"
He ain't nothin but a trifflin dawg

Triflin' sentence:

Shit, Moeshia a trifflin ho, she aint bout nothin but cho bling son!

Triflin' words:

ho whore bitch slut trifling nasty trippin ass hoe trife nigga lazy trifflin cunt trick hincty tripping attitudy smelly trashy grimey trifle

Triflin' woman:



Triflin' movie:



Triflin' CD:



Triflin' google image search:



Triflin' girl...Bruce Lee...not triflin:



Triflin' couple...(alana?):

blog-asaurus rex!

random things:

-snooooop bloggy blogggggggggg-ohhhhhohhhhhh

-a rat died by my house, i rolled my ankle escaping from it thinking it had rabies, having freshly watched the movie, "quarantine" 2 days prior.

-johnny cupcakes took us to knotts scary farm last nite and it was a blassssst!

-what's brown and rhymes with snoop??? (nope...you're wrong........)

((answer: dr. dre!))

-i very much enjoy snickers fun size candy (almond not regular)

-mcdonalds iced coffee has crack in it. im sure of it!

-i got about 11 rowdy drug-toting, graffiti writing, wanna-be thugs arrested last nite! Fed up with their complete disregard for property around them, one cop car soon turned into 8 as well as a helicopter..glad i had already left for knotts!

-i wish i could afford a new i-pod. i really wish apple would come out with the beatles pre-loaded edition i-pod already so i can love my life...

Bitches love Leroy

Kellen and I just so happen to be those bitches. Best believe that!

Looking forward to these...

Oct 21st - Advanced screening of Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche NY this tuesday at the Montalban! Cant wait...for those not familiar with Kaufman's work...get off your lazy ass and do some research. Plus there's an exclusive artshow, dj thomas golubic, and Nike people showing off Nike clothing...it will be an orgasmic evening





Oct 25th - Trashy bitches on skates...knocking the shit out of each other...wearing tutus...bandages and blood...dips in their mouths...one of them is named ROXY COTTON...SOLD!

These are women that allow me to enjoy the greater things in life




ps...Kellen, Lilly, Alana, Erin...i thought i should pass this your way.......

Banked track roller derby is a full-contact sport played at breathtaking speeds. The slope and elevation of our track allows spectators to take in every second of the fast-paced, rough-and-tumble action!
Wanna play? We're recruiting skaters -- contact FreshMeat@DerbyDolls.com

i will be your manager...fuck it team mascot...Bruce Lee?

WHAT!

So my buddy sent me this video..."Check out this sneaker head?"...I didn't think anything about it till they introduced this dude...turns out...its my boy Jayson! So Jayson...if you're reading this...BUSTED! I'm telling everyone...keep collecting!

It Begins

This week has been hectic...first red bull, then monster, back to red bull, and finally...monster. Thanks to Mary over at adidas melrose...go in and say what up to her...raddest girl youll ever meet...and while youre in there...keep tito and sharday busy. I love the staff

Everything is done

Go line up...

*Oh and one more thing...these two nerds laughed at me today...so if you see them...punch them in the face for me...they thought I was homeless?

These Two

I need to address how fucking awesome these two broads are...be jealous

Kellen
My first conversation with this gorgeous abomination was about smelly vaginas...and from that point on...my closest friend

Lilly
If you ever find yourself walking the streets of LA....and someone yells at you...."Your ass smells like a wookie"....Yes that would be her

I don't know where I would be without them...probably a porn star...just sayin

UUNNNIIIITTTTTYYYYYY

How Leroy Got His Groove Back?

For those who want to know who I am........

How do I begin?

Very eventful day...started out at kellens...then savers...in n out...and inventory night at active

It was a long day and I knew I was headed into a long night at work. I promised kellen that I would go with her to a party so that basically meant...bust my ass off so I can get the hell out of here and enjoy a couple drinks. None of it went as planned. The company we hired to do the scanning ended up to be a bunch of ex-felons who did not know how to count. What should of been an eight hour shift eventually turned into a ten. I was in a shitty mood and was basically over the whole night. 3am rolled along and finally Lyle had dropped me off at my place. Upon reaching my apartment and ready to pass the fuck out, my neighbor was standing outside:

woman: hello, how are ya doing? (nice smile)

me: hello, im good, how are you? (politely)

woman: im doin' fine, why you coming home so late?

me: ehhh, just got off of work

woman: you look like you need a drink? (smile)

*i thought to myself......hmmmmm should I

me: you know what, I will have a drink (smile)

woman: alright, come on in. whats ya name?

me: lennard

woman: Im...(I dont remember)

*She kindly let me inside her place and as soon as I walk in I hear

woman 2: woooooweee! who izzz dis?

woman 3: woooo! whered you fine dis fresh piece of meat?

*FUUUUUUUUCCK! what the hell did I get myself into...all I could do was smile and say hello

woman: This is lennard, he lives upstairs wid that family and baby

woman 2: awww they so nice. nice to meet you lennard...im (i dont remember her name) thats (i dont remember her name) over on da couch

me: hi 

woman: lennard what would you like to drink?

me: uhmm, I am fine with anything

woman: alright then

*so i sat down on the couch thinking...okay...this should be interesting...i know how to take care of myself...everything will be fine. woman comes back with 3 drinks and sets them right in front of me.

woman: here ya go

*I grab one and drink it...its straight tequilla on the rocks. probably the best kind to vomit to...sauza. I also then realize all 3 drinks are for me. Life is great. I am sitting in a room with three cougars who plan on getting me drunk and fulfill their fantasy of having some asian love...who wouldnt want to be in my place? wait till I tell you what they look like. Yep...well they started talking amongst themselves as i quietly listened and secretly text kellen, "you would not believe where im at right now." At this point Iam sitting on a couch with woman on my left, woman 2 on my right, and woman 3 straight across from me. Alright here is when I get into detail on each one. They are all black woman and most likely in there 30s or 40s. woman has a moustache and its straight and lined up perfectly...i dont know fucking why but that shit was straight. I happen to look at her legs and realized they were fucking hairy...i cringed. woman 2 had a big butt. woman 3 was big woman wearing a dress and was not wearing underwear or from the looks of it...maybe her body sucked it in and was hiding it...she was flashing her nanner like it was for sale. I continued to drink the rest of my three drinks and got to know a little bit of each of them. woman actually confided in me about her life and how nothing comes easy, that hard work pays off. I enjoyed the conversations and knew that I was getting pretty drunk. Well...I then found myself talking to woman 2 and somehow the convo turned into this...

woman 2: when I look at you...i see 'timid'

me: haha...what do you mean by that?

woman 2: i see you with your tight pants, dat small shirt, gold watch, and dat hair? 'TIMID'
i know you never had the dark meat before

*REALLLY!

me: (laughing) what? sadly no. i have never had the dark meat.

woman 2: I know you never had the dark meat. I can tell just by looking at ya

me: (laughing) youre judging me on how I look

woman 2: thats just what I see. I can tell that you go for dat asian shit...dat white shit. You cant handle the dark meat

*WOW i was getting ripped by some old cougar...while the other 2 are laughing

me: (laughing) alright. alright. you can judge me all you want. it doesnt mean anything

woman 2: thats what i see

me: well................do i look like someone who can dance?

woman 2: hell nooooo

*the other 2 are still laughing

me: alright...put something on

woman 2: alright then...let me see what you got

*she puts on ne-yo....then al green...then r. kelly...then some other stuff....this goes on for an hour and a half....yes...me dancing with 3 40-year old women in the middle of the night. I realized I got there at 3am and looked at my watch to see it was 7:30...fuck

woman 2: i underestimated you

woman: haha you got some moves in ya

*and then she said

woman: you gonna stay the night?

me: nope, im gonna have breakfast with my girlfriend in the morning. bye

*i went out the door...into my apt....and straight to bed


and that was my nite